Single And Ready To Mingle With Some New Whores
18-08-2008 12:02:42
I was feeling like a new single man today and needed to get out of town. Where better to celebrate my newfound independence than Sin City? A buddy of mine has been wanting to go with me, but I never made the time?well, it?s fucking time. I gave him a call after work and he was jazzed at the fact that I was finally taking some time out to smell the roses and get the hell outta the OC. It?s been a while since I hit up Vegas and I was looking forward to this long overdue trip.
After work, I went to the gym to get my swole on and toned myself for the mini-vacation. If you don?t look good, you don?t feel good?so fuck that. I am going to be at my peak for the weekend because what happens in Vegas should be happening to me. I?m in my fucking prime and there is so much ass out there that I may even call in sick on Monday.
I picked up some purple kush after putting in a good core workout and took a little rip from my pipe before walking into my apartment. I packed my clothes quickly, grabbed my box of condoms, and then had an urge to get my juices flowing, so I hopped onto TrashyToons.com to set the tempo for the weekend. With a FREE TRIAL, why not get a quickie right in before I jet?
This weekend is gonna be crazy my brothers, believe that ?
posted by Me @ 18-08-2008 12:02:42, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
A Human Antenna That Guarantees The Perfect Reception.
17-08-2008 05:44:43
I am willing to bet that your current cable or dish provider will not give you as good of a signal as this bitch on TrashyToons.com. It would be an honor to become a couch potato.
posted by Me @ 17-08-2008 05:44:43, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Just another day at the office
15-08-2008 10:02:19
The Amazing Waldo displays his skills that no other magician can get away with. Cum one, cum all to TrashyToons.com and witness the greatest magician that ever lived in comic land.
posted by Me @ 15-08-2008 10:02:19, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
I would definitely hit it too
13-08-2008 10:07:41
These bitches are so horny they will fight for your affection. Head on over to TrashyToons.com to see finely crafted animations that will sure tickle your fancy.
posted by Me @ 13-08-2008 10:07:41, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
One Man?s Wife Is Another Man?s Plaything
11-08-2008 07:10:17
I finally went into the office (for the first time this week) and grinded out the day, which surprisingly went by pretty fast. After work, I hit up the gym to get a little workout in before I went home. Without an I-pod (that I accidentally left at home), I zoned out to a couple of stupid talk shows which I wouldn?t be caught dead admitting to watching; an hour and a half passed in a flash.
I usually wait to get home to take a shower, but the gym gave me a more than usual therapeutic feeling, so I stayed there longer than usual and utilized the steam/dry room as well as the showers. I came out refreshed and ready to hit up a bar for some happy hour. There?s a great four star seafood spot close to where I live that had karaoke tonight and it seemed like the perfect place to go to unwind.
When I arrived at the restaurant, I had a rejuvenated ?single? sense?I could totally pick up the gestures and body language of bitches who wanted some no-strings-attached lovin. That broad from Vegas did wonders to heighten this sixth sense of mine. I always had it, but now I could really filter out the women who fit my profile.
After some senseless conversation, I went TrashyToons.com on a willing whore who was in a rocky marriage and needed to feel like a brand new woman. Being the charitable man I was, I gave her everything her soon-to-be ex-husband hadn?t in a long time?I made her feel sexy. We night capped at the Marriot Hotel, because I?d be damned if I took her back to my place. If she was your wife, she wasn?t tonight?
posted by Me @ 11-08-2008 07:10:17, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Ho, ho, ho?ly shit
09-08-2008 08:51:53
He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you?re awake. He knows if you?ve been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake. TrashyToons.com keeps its shit real?too real. Cookies and milk will be fine. Nothing more please.
posted by Me @ 09-08-2008 08:51:53, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
In for a rude awakening
07-08-2008 10:48:12
Take a good look at this cute anime sleeping and imagine what you could do to her. Fuck that. Get your ass over to TrashyToons.com and imagine no longer. Do what you want to do to this undercover freak because, hey, we are all just squirrels trying to find a nut.
posted by Me @ 07-08-2008 10:48:12, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Frankenstein is a man?s man baby.
05-08-2008 13:11:22
Only on TrashyToons.com can you find Frankenstein having a valid point to argue. It?s a man?s world baby, and if it?s not good enough for Frankenstein then there is a serious, serious problem.
posted by Me @ 05-08-2008 13:11:22, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
You have the right to search and seizure
04-08-2008 07:02:37
At TrashyToons.com, anything goes. It?s our world and we are just squirrels trying to bust a nut. Do what you gotta do and go get yours.
posted by Me @ 04-08-2008 07:02:37, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
It?s better to give and receive at the same time
02-08-2008 10:46:37
T?is the season for fun, fun, and more fun. TrashyToons.com is where every fantasy becomes reality and all the youthful sluts look more alive than that nagging ass woman you call your girlfriend/wife. Take a break from the everyday norm and get your ass on over to the greener side of the grass.
posted by Me @ 02-08-2008 10:46:37, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
A day in the life of Smokey The Tramp
31-07-2008 13:49:17
Indulge in the humor of TrashyToons.com as these animations live a life care-free and just let it all hang out. Only you can prevent foreplay fires.
posted by Me @ 31-07-2008 13:49:17, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
You Want To What? Back The Fuck Up?
30-07-2008 05:45:20
The 18 year old came over and was acting weird for about an hour while we watched TV. I could tell something was on her mind, but I didn?t want to get into a long drawn out conversation about whatever the fuck was bothering her cause I just wanted to bang. Her pussy was getting dry on me?I could feel it. I could tell right away I was in for a long night. Then she blindsided me from left field with a ?scare me away? question: ?When are you going to ask me to move in?? Slow your roll young grass hopper, I thought. Sure we?ve been banging for a few months now, but this whole take-it-to-the-next-level deal ain?t in my stars just yet.
Apparently she fell even harder for me after feeling like she was losing me last week. Her feelings are genuine; from time to time she would tear up while she explained how she?s never been in love before, and how she wants me to feel the same. I, of course, understood where she was coming from, but the only thing I was thinking about was having a threesome with her hot friend. Then that train of thought made me start thinking about her milf of a mom, and whether I?d ever get to stick my dick between her beautiful tits.
My mind wandered longer than it should?ve at that moment, and before I knew it the 18 year old was looking right at me, impatiently waiting for some sort of answer to whatever the fuck she?d just asked me, which I couldn?t give her cause I had absolutely no idea what to say. I was really fucked because it wasn?t exactly the kind of situation where you can come back with ?What was that again?? She got livid, and started yelling at me then stormed the fuck outta my place. Here we fucking go again?but this time, I was glad to see her leave. Fuck this shit I thought to myself. I fired up my computer and went straight to TrashyToons.com to think happy thoughts. I care about the chick, but damn? my cock ain?t exclusive to her at this stage in my life.
posted by Me @ 30-07-2008 05:45:20, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
It?s A Thin Line Between Good Lovin And Loneliness
22-07-2008 07:50:57
I spent all weekend with the 18 year old cooped up in my apartment and had make-up-sex in between every meal. My ?girlfriend? is in love with me more than ever, but I stayed smooth about what I said and didn?t give her too much return lovey-dovey talk. The game plan was to remain in control of the whole situation and casually remind her of how I am the shit. It?s true?she can either be a fly and cling on to me or fly her drama ass to one of these random dudes who can?t satisfy her sexual desires. The door?s right there?
But, because she knows who daddy is, she ain?t going nowhere. The fact of the matter is I now have a player pass because I already cheated on the broad and got caught red handed, and what did she do? She came running back to that good lovin she got. She forgave the whole ordeal and we moved on. I?m not an unethical man my brothers; I love to please a woman?well, I love to please all women. I believe they should all be treated well (in bed), and I?m the one that needs to step up to the plate and satisfy their needs. It?s a dirty job, but someone has to do it.
There is a website called TrashyToons.com that keeps my mind right and laces me up with ideas on how to spice things up because if you can keep a woman satisfied sexually?and I mean completely satisfied in the bedroom?you can get away with damn near anything. It takes a willing individual who will invest his time into researching the many ways you can set yourself apart from the average guy and it starts off by taking advantage of a FREE TRIAL and learning the tricks of the trade.
posted by Me @ 22-07-2008 07:50:57, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
No rules, no inhibitions, no problem
15-07-2008 05:04:52
At TrashyToons.com, these animated characters let it all hang out. This ain?t your kids? comic strip. Feast your eyes on the wild imaginations these crazy fucking animators have?for the grown and horny.
posted by Me @ 15-07-2008 05:04:52, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
I?m Feeling The Good Vibrations.
11-07-2008 05:53:12
Okay, I was looking to dirty dance with a hot mature piece of ass. About an hour into my bike ride at the beach, there she was in a sexy two-piece dental floss looking type of bikini?I damn near collided into a pole. Our eyes met and she gave me a warm, inviting smile; she reached in her Coach bag to pull out her suntan lotion and that was my cue to go in for the kill.
I dropped my rented bicycle and walked smoothly towards her, as her back was turned and her ass cheeks glistened with a light perspiration. She gladly accepted my offer to help rub her down in lotion and I chit chatted with her for a few minutes to find out if she was the lucky slut that was going to get to devour my dick in the near future. She was 31 years old and she looked mighty fucking good for her age; it just so happened that the broad was from outta state and relocated out here to chase her dreams of being an actress?typical bitch.
So, of course, I played it off like she was definitely going to get there with her strong ambitions; and I inspired her by dropping some philosophical mumbo jumbo I came up with on the spot to help her cope with the ups and downs of the Hollywood lifestyle?like I knew shit about it. Impressed and turned on, the chick accepted my invitation to lunch followed by a nice cruise down the Pacific Coast Highway.
I insisted on letting her relax and enjoy the sun while I continue my bike ride for another hour or so, then go to lunch to feed her brain with more horny thoughts. As I strolled back to my bike, a few unconventional positions on TrashyToons.com came to mind. I?m going to rock this bitch?s universe and drown her with my juice. Oh, maybe she has her tubes tied and I can cream pie the hell out of her.
posted by Me @ 11-07-2008 05:53:12, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Love It Or Hate It, It Is What It Is My Brothers
07-07-2008 07:01:39
While at the gym, I ran into two broads I knew from my high school days and lemme tell you, these chicks were flirty back then and are full-blown promiscuous now. They aren?t the finest piece of asses, but dude, they are down to let me do any damn thing I want to em?it?s looking like it?s gonna be a ménage à trios free-for-all-fuck-fest featuring yours truly. So much for me learning my lesson on cheating?shit, I?m a man baby.
But the downside, if there is one, is that these two girls are bringing out the crazed/addicted son-of-a-bitch in me. Yeah, I have a healthy appetite for sex, but damn, it?s all I think about. Not just sex in general, but sex with multiple partners, sex with sisters, mothers, and daughters. The slightest thought of any number of these hot combinations gets the blood racing to my dick. All I care about is pussy.
With two three-ways under my belt already, all I want is more (and with different girls). I spend my free time online (thank god for internet porn!) jerking off to whatever hot shit I can find. Trashytoons.com has got every dirty combination of women, props, and all that good stuff to stimulate my mind as well as my dick. There?s a FREE TRIAL and you better believe I put that shit to work in my favor. Happy fucking Friday my brothers.
posted by Me @ 07-07-2008 07:01:39, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Some broads don?t have a clue how lucky they have it.
03-07-2008 07:45:48
If the bitch would just put herself in your shoes, she?d quit bitchin and see that you?re actually doing them a favor. Check out more useful tips at TrashyToons.com and fuck what she thinks.
posted by Me @ 03-07-2008 07:45:48, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
The Bitch Dun Fucked Up My High Momentarily
29-06-2008 06:49:03
So now that the 18 year old and I are now officially a couple again (like we were ever seriously broken up), I?m starting to learn something that I should have realized when I told this young hot piece of ass that I was gonna be her man again?she will hold onto the fact that I have cheated on her and will use that against me in EVERY fucking argument we have. Of course I knew this, but fuck, you live and you learn again and again.
My ?girlfriend? had her first Wednesday off in awhile. She called me at work (which is unusual) and wanted me to go out with her tonight, so of course I told her that I wanted to see her. I did. I wanted to fuck. I ran some errands and had a light workout at the gym, then made myself a small dinner at about 6, so that wherever we went I wouldn?t be spending a lot of money on food.
She called me around 7. She said that some of her friends were hooking up for a spur of the moment get together. It was nothing to major?just pizza and a blockbuster night. One of her friends had just broken up with her boyfriend and needed some ?love? around her. At first, I hesitated because it seemed like a drama filled night would ensue. But then again, maybe I could get the newly single slut alone and ?lend my shoulder? to cry on. And then fuck the shit out of her?yeah, I?m going to hell.
But after I got ready, she said that she wanted to just hang out with her girlfriends. What the fuck was this ?change in mind? about? I played it off and acted understanding, but damn, I was a little upset that the bitch was trying to play mind games with me. What the fuck ever though. She actually did me a favor. I just wanted to bust a nut anyway, so I rolled up a blunt, smoked it to the dome, and hopped on TrashyToons.com to surf the night away. Although my ego was bruised briefly, I quickly realized my FREE TRIAL means I?m not spending any money on some crappy pizza and alcohol for the night. Good shit.
posted by Me @ 29-06-2008 06:49:03, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
A State of Liberation
26-06-2008 05:11:18
It is on this fine day that you are encouraged to celebrate the flesh of all animations. At TrashyToons.com, they unleash the nympho freaks within and look so damn good doin it.
posted by Me @ 26-06-2008 05:11:18, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Hey, shit happens, right?
24-06-2008 06:07:54
In the heat of the moment, you gotta do what you gotta do. At TrashyToons.com men run the fucking show. Live the American dream and go raw dog if you want to.
posted by Me @ 24-06-2008 06:07:54, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Bitch, don?t get it twisted
22-06-2008 06:54:05
Like a typical bitch, this whore doesn?t trust her man. It doesn?t matter because he?s still tearin the icky sticky pink stuff up?and that?s all that really matters. TrashyToons.com is where your wildest inhibitions are set free so do yourself a favor.
posted by Me @ 22-06-2008 06:54:05, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Play nice you fuckin tramps
20-06-2008 11:47:44
Yes, its no secret how bitches love attention. At TrashyToons.com, it?s more of the same competitive-minded bitches that are greedy with the cock. It hurts so damn good.
posted by Me @ 20-06-2008 11:47:44, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
One swung down the coo coo?s nest.
17-06-2008 12:06:08
This well hung gentleman, we?ll call him Chief Longdick, found a way to do the nearly impossible. On TrashyToons.com, relax yourself and let your mind be free.
posted by Me @ 17-06-2008 12:06:08, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
A Good Fucking Blow Job
15-06-2008 10:50:50
These animated bitches at TrashyToons.com ooze so much sex that one can?t help but get overly excited. This dude should be praised and not punished. And the broad should be recognized as a legend.
posted by Me @ 15-06-2008 10:50:50, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Smile, your on candid camera
13-06-2008 10:09:02
Get up close and personal with any of these horny toons. Only at TrashyToons.com can you let it all hang out for all to see. You are the paparazzi and each anime is your subject to use and abuse.
posted by Me @ 13-06-2008 10:09:02, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
The special today is whore d?ouvres
11-06-2008 05:07:17
Serve yourself a platter of tramps from around the way. At TrashyToons.com, the word around comic land is anything is possible. Make your girl take notes.
posted by Me @ 11-06-2008 05:07:17, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
They can be a lil shy too
08-06-2008 09:47:40
This cute anime chick needs a little buttering up before you can see all of her. On TrashyToons.com, you?re in control of how much you want to see. Go check it out and do whatchalike.
posted by Me @ 08-06-2008 09:47:40, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Once you pop, you can?t stop
06-06-2008 09:05:55
The whore-ny sluts over at TrashyToons.com can?t wait for their husband to come home from their 9-5. Orgasms galore are the only thing that matters. Gotta love em.
posted by Me @ 06-06-2008 09:05:55, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Bitches Ain?t Shit But Hos And Tricks
05-06-2008 05:10:20
During my sexperiment with the two milfs in Vegas, my phone kept ringing off the hook. I told the 18 year old that I would be busy all weekend, and instead of calling and leaving me a voicemail, my ?girlfriend? instead kept calling and calling like some fucking energizer bunny. Everything was working as planned. She needed to feel that sense of jealousy and learn that a lot of women want me. A sense of insecurity was the perfect feeling she had to experience to appreciate who she has.
Bitches are in competition with other bitches ALL THE TIME. They have more drama within themselves than they do with men. The 18 year old tried to make me chase her and give up my cahonies, but fuck no, I don?t play that shit. Remember, my brothers, you are the fucking man in the relationship and bitches ain?t shit but hos and tricks. If you even give the slightest inkling of power to your chick, it is very, very hard to regain it back.
Luckily, I caught myself slippin. I found my pair of pants and put that shit back on before the broad got a hold of em. Now, it?s game on. A little dose of ?asshole? mixed with a touch of ?romance? is the ideal combination to lace the 18 year old with from here on out. Good girls love bad guys. Like Tony Montana said in the legendary Scarface while exiting the restaurant full of snobs, ?Make way for the bad guy. You?ll never meet a bad guy like me again?. If she?s up and out, it?s a dime a dozen?
TrashyToons.com keeps me on point and helps a man realize how the real fucking world works. Game recognizes game my brothers. If you are not opening your mind up to the humor and sexy side that these animators create, your relationship will fizzle and end up being boring and tedious to maintain. Everyone can learn a thing or two about spicing things up, and the wilder we can be, the more fun life is. It?s your fuckin kitchen, and if your girl can?t take the heat, you know the rest?
posted by Me @ 05-06-2008 05:10:20, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Two heads are better than one
03-06-2008 13:08:28
Two great minds think alike. Everything happens for a reason and the animators over at TrashyToons.com work hard to show you how beautiful life can be no matter how you look like.
posted by Me @ 03-06-2008 13:08:28, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
What you really want, what you really, really want
02-06-2008 09:02:29
Fuck sugar and spice and everything nice. At TrashyToons.com, these anime?s will make you explode with down ass bitches who can and will do everything your dirty mind desires.
posted by Me @ 02-06-2008 09:02:29, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
If you don?t know, now you know baby baby
31-05-2008 11:42:45
I was taught that one must first learn to love thyself before anyone else can love them. I don?t see nothin wrong with a little me, myself, and I time. TrashyToons.com is the place that makes the world a better place to live in. Have fun and enjoy life my man? fuck what ?she? thinks.
posted by Me @ 31-05-2008 11:42:45, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
I know it?s in here somewhere.
29-05-2008 07:15:51
A lost tongue piercing is this bitch?s excuse to fist the fuck out of the other slut. Only on TrashyToons.com can a broad get away with some shit like that.
posted by Me @ 29-05-2008 07:15:51, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Doogie, a little assistance please?!
27-05-2008 12:06:55
What?s up doc? This here patient needs your expert opinion on how to solve her problem. At TrashyToons.com, have her take two of your fingers up her cunt and call you in the morning.
posted by Me @ 27-05-2008 12:06:55, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Party like a rock star
26-05-2008 05:50:31
Get your ass over to Trashytoons.com and help me decipher the crazy minds of these whacked out animators. Grab your drink and smokes and enjoy the hilarious clips.
posted by Me @ 26-05-2008 05:50:31, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
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