It?s A Thin Line Between Good Lovin And Loneliness
22-07-2008 07:50:57
I spent all weekend with the 18 year old cooped up in my apartment and had make-up-sex in between every meal. My ?girlfriend? is in love with me more than ever, but I stayed smooth about what I said and didn?t give her too much return lovey-dovey talk. The game plan was to remain in control of the whole situation and casually remind her of how I am the shit. It?s true?she can either be a fly and cling on to me or fly her drama ass to one of these random dudes who can?t satisfy her sexual desires. The door?s right there?
But, because she knows who daddy is, she ain?t going nowhere. The fact of the matter is I now have a player pass because I already cheated on the broad and got caught red handed, and what did she do? She came running back to that good lovin she got. She forgave the whole ordeal and we moved on. I?m not an unethical man my brothers; I love to please a woman?well, I love to please all women. I believe they should all be treated well (in bed), and I?m the one that needs to step up to the plate and satisfy their needs. It?s a dirty job, but someone has to do it.
There is a website called TrashyToons.com that keeps my mind right and laces me up with ideas on how to spice things up because if you can keep a woman satisfied sexually?and I mean completely satisfied in the bedroom?you can get away with damn near anything. It takes a willing individual who will invest his time into researching the many ways you can set yourself apart from the average guy and it starts off by taking advantage of a FREE TRIAL and learning the tricks of the trade.
posted by Me @ 22-07-2008 07:50:57, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
No rules, no inhibitions, no problem
15-07-2008 05:04:52
At TrashyToons.com, these animated characters let it all hang out. This ain?t your kids? comic strip. Feast your eyes on the wild imaginations these crazy fucking animators have?for the grown and horny.
posted by Me @ 15-07-2008 05:04:52, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
I?m Feeling The Good Vibrations.
11-07-2008 05:53:12
Okay, I was looking to dirty dance with a hot mature piece of ass. About an hour into my bike ride at the beach, there she was in a sexy two-piece dental floss looking type of bikini?I damn near collided into a pole. Our eyes met and she gave me a warm, inviting smile; she reached in her Coach bag to pull out her suntan lotion and that was my cue to go in for the kill.
I dropped my rented bicycle and walked smoothly towards her, as her back was turned and her ass cheeks glistened with a light perspiration. She gladly accepted my offer to help rub her down in lotion and I chit chatted with her for a few minutes to find out if she was the lucky slut that was going to get to devour my dick in the near future. She was 31 years old and she looked mighty fucking good for her age; it just so happened that the broad was from outta state and relocated out here to chase her dreams of being an actress?typical bitch.
So, of course, I played it off like she was definitely going to get there with her strong ambitions; and I inspired her by dropping some philosophical mumbo jumbo I came up with on the spot to help her cope with the ups and downs of the Hollywood lifestyle?like I knew shit about it. Impressed and turned on, the chick accepted my invitation to lunch followed by a nice cruise down the Pacific Coast Highway.
I insisted on letting her relax and enjoy the sun while I continue my bike ride for another hour or so, then go to lunch to feed her brain with more horny thoughts. As I strolled back to my bike, a few unconventional positions on TrashyToons.com came to mind. I?m going to rock this bitch?s universe and drown her with my juice. Oh, maybe she has her tubes tied and I can cream pie the hell out of her.
posted by Me @ 11-07-2008 05:53:12, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Love It Or Hate It, It Is What It Is My Brothers
07-07-2008 07:01:39
While at the gym, I ran into two broads I knew from my high school days and lemme tell you, these chicks were flirty back then and are full-blown promiscuous now. They aren?t the finest piece of asses, but dude, they are down to let me do any damn thing I want to em?it?s looking like it?s gonna be a ménage à trios free-for-all-fuck-fest featuring yours truly. So much for me learning my lesson on cheating?shit, I?m a man baby.
But the downside, if there is one, is that these two girls are bringing out the crazed/addicted son-of-a-bitch in me. Yeah, I have a healthy appetite for sex, but damn, it?s all I think about. Not just sex in general, but sex with multiple partners, sex with sisters, mothers, and daughters. The slightest thought of any number of these hot combinations gets the blood racing to my dick. All I care about is pussy.
With two three-ways under my belt already, all I want is more (and with different girls). I spend my free time online (thank god for internet porn!) jerking off to whatever hot shit I can find. Trashytoons.com has got every dirty combination of women, props, and all that good stuff to stimulate my mind as well as my dick. There?s a FREE TRIAL and you better believe I put that shit to work in my favor. Happy fucking Friday my brothers.
posted by Me @ 07-07-2008 07:01:39, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Some broads don?t have a clue how lucky they have it.
03-07-2008 07:45:48
If the bitch would just put herself in your shoes, she?d quit bitchin and see that you?re actually doing them a favor. Check out more useful tips at TrashyToons.com and fuck what she thinks.
posted by Me @ 03-07-2008 07:45:48, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
The Bitch Dun Fucked Up My High Momentarily
29-06-2008 06:49:03
So now that the 18 year old and I are now officially a couple again (like we were ever seriously broken up), I?m starting to learn something that I should have realized when I told this young hot piece of ass that I was gonna be her man again?she will hold onto the fact that I have cheated on her and will use that against me in EVERY fucking argument we have. Of course I knew this, but fuck, you live and you learn again and again.
My ?girlfriend? had her first Wednesday off in awhile. She called me at work (which is unusual) and wanted me to go out with her tonight, so of course I told her that I wanted to see her. I did. I wanted to fuck. I ran some errands and had a light workout at the gym, then made myself a small dinner at about 6, so that wherever we went I wouldn?t be spending a lot of money on food.
She called me around 7. She said that some of her friends were hooking up for a spur of the moment get together. It was nothing to major?just pizza and a blockbuster night. One of her friends had just broken up with her boyfriend and needed some ?love? around her. At first, I hesitated because it seemed like a drama filled night would ensue. But then again, maybe I could get the newly single slut alone and ?lend my shoulder? to cry on. And then fuck the shit out of her?yeah, I?m going to hell.
But after I got ready, she said that she wanted to just hang out with her girlfriends. What the fuck was this ?change in mind? about? I played it off and acted understanding, but damn, I was a little upset that the bitch was trying to play mind games with me. What the fuck ever though. She actually did me a favor. I just wanted to bust a nut anyway, so I rolled up a blunt, smoked it to the dome, and hopped on TrashyToons.com to surf the night away. Although my ego was bruised briefly, I quickly realized my FREE TRIAL means I?m not spending any money on some crappy pizza and alcohol for the night. Good shit.
posted by Me @ 29-06-2008 06:49:03, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
A State of Liberation
26-06-2008 05:11:18
It is on this fine day that you are encouraged to celebrate the flesh of all animations. At TrashyToons.com, they unleash the nympho freaks within and look so damn good doin it.
posted by Me @ 26-06-2008 05:11:18, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Hey, shit happens, right?
24-06-2008 06:07:54
In the heat of the moment, you gotta do what you gotta do. At TrashyToons.com men run the fucking show. Live the American dream and go raw dog if you want to.
posted by Me @ 24-06-2008 06:07:54, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Bitch, don?t get it twisted
22-06-2008 06:54:05
Like a typical bitch, this whore doesn?t trust her man. It doesn?t matter because he?s still tearin the icky sticky pink stuff up?and that?s all that really matters. TrashyToons.com is where your wildest inhibitions are set free so do yourself a favor.
posted by Me @ 22-06-2008 06:54:05, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Play nice you fuckin tramps
20-06-2008 11:47:44
Yes, its no secret how bitches love attention. At TrashyToons.com, it?s more of the same competitive-minded bitches that are greedy with the cock. It hurts so damn good.
posted by Me @ 20-06-2008 11:47:44, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
One swung down the coo coo?s nest.
17-06-2008 12:06:08
This well hung gentleman, we?ll call him Chief Longdick, found a way to do the nearly impossible. On TrashyToons.com, relax yourself and let your mind be free.
posted by Me @ 17-06-2008 12:06:08, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
A Good Fucking Blow Job
15-06-2008 10:50:50
These animated bitches at TrashyToons.com ooze so much sex that one can?t help but get overly excited. This dude should be praised and not punished. And the broad should be recognized as a legend.
posted by Me @ 15-06-2008 10:50:50, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Smile, your on candid camera
13-06-2008 10:09:02
Get up close and personal with any of these horny toons. Only at TrashyToons.com can you let it all hang out for all to see. You are the paparazzi and each anime is your subject to use and abuse.
posted by Me @ 13-06-2008 10:09:02, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
The special today is whore d?ouvres
11-06-2008 05:07:17
Serve yourself a platter of tramps from around the way. At TrashyToons.com, the word around comic land is anything is possible. Make your girl take notes.
posted by Me @ 11-06-2008 05:07:17, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
They can be a lil shy too
08-06-2008 09:47:40
This cute anime chick needs a little buttering up before you can see all of her. On TrashyToons.com, you?re in control of how much you want to see. Go check it out and do whatchalike.
posted by Me @ 08-06-2008 09:47:40, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Once you pop, you can?t stop
06-06-2008 09:05:55
The whore-ny sluts over at TrashyToons.com can?t wait for their husband to come home from their 9-5. Orgasms galore are the only thing that matters. Gotta love em.
posted by Me @ 06-06-2008 09:05:55, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Bitches Ain?t Shit But Hos And Tricks
05-06-2008 05:10:20
During my sexperiment with the two milfs in Vegas, my phone kept ringing off the hook. I told the 18 year old that I would be busy all weekend, and instead of calling and leaving me a voicemail, my ?girlfriend? instead kept calling and calling like some fucking energizer bunny. Everything was working as planned. She needed to feel that sense of jealousy and learn that a lot of women want me. A sense of insecurity was the perfect feeling she had to experience to appreciate who she has.
Bitches are in competition with other bitches ALL THE TIME. They have more drama within themselves than they do with men. The 18 year old tried to make me chase her and give up my cahonies, but fuck no, I don?t play that shit. Remember, my brothers, you are the fucking man in the relationship and bitches ain?t shit but hos and tricks. If you even give the slightest inkling of power to your chick, it is very, very hard to regain it back.
Luckily, I caught myself slippin. I found my pair of pants and put that shit back on before the broad got a hold of em. Now, it?s game on. A little dose of ?asshole? mixed with a touch of ?romance? is the ideal combination to lace the 18 year old with from here on out. Good girls love bad guys. Like Tony Montana said in the legendary Scarface while exiting the restaurant full of snobs, ?Make way for the bad guy. You?ll never meet a bad guy like me again?. If she?s up and out, it?s a dime a dozen?
TrashyToons.com keeps me on point and helps a man realize how the real fucking world works. Game recognizes game my brothers. If you are not opening your mind up to the humor and sexy side that these animators create, your relationship will fizzle and end up being boring and tedious to maintain. Everyone can learn a thing or two about spicing things up, and the wilder we can be, the more fun life is. It?s your fuckin kitchen, and if your girl can?t take the heat, you know the rest?
posted by Me @ 05-06-2008 05:10:20, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Two heads are better than one
03-06-2008 13:08:28
Two great minds think alike. Everything happens for a reason and the animators over at TrashyToons.com work hard to show you how beautiful life can be no matter how you look like.
posted by Me @ 03-06-2008 13:08:28, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
What you really want, what you really, really want
02-06-2008 09:02:29
Fuck sugar and spice and everything nice. At TrashyToons.com, these anime?s will make you explode with down ass bitches who can and will do everything your dirty mind desires.
posted by Me @ 02-06-2008 09:02:29, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
If you don?t know, now you know baby baby
31-05-2008 11:42:45
I was taught that one must first learn to love thyself before anyone else can love them. I don?t see nothin wrong with a little me, myself, and I time. TrashyToons.com is the place that makes the world a better place to live in. Have fun and enjoy life my man? fuck what ?she? thinks.
posted by Me @ 31-05-2008 11:42:45, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
I know it?s in here somewhere.
29-05-2008 07:15:51
A lost tongue piercing is this bitch?s excuse to fist the fuck out of the other slut. Only on TrashyToons.com can a broad get away with some shit like that.
posted by Me @ 29-05-2008 07:15:51, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Doogie, a little assistance please?!
27-05-2008 12:06:55
What?s up doc? This here patient needs your expert opinion on how to solve her problem. At TrashyToons.com, have her take two of your fingers up her cunt and call you in the morning.
posted by Me @ 27-05-2008 12:06:55, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Party like a rock star
26-05-2008 05:50:31
Get your ass over to Trashytoons.com and help me decipher the crazy minds of these whacked out animators. Grab your drink and smokes and enjoy the hilarious clips.
posted by Me @ 26-05-2008 05:50:31, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Ebony and Ivory are in perfect harmony
23-05-2008 12:06:26
Enter the world of TrashyToons.com where everyone is in search of one thing?orgasms! It is in this land of crazy wild animations where there are no color lines and all is to the good.
posted by Me @ 23-05-2008 12:06:26, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
The Rock Hard Debut
22-05-2008 07:47:19
Coming soon to a fantasy theater near you? TrashyToons.com presents The Scorpion Cock starring Hartass A. Rock and Kelli Huyababy Juslikthat.
posted by Me @ 22-05-2008 07:47:19, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Use Me, Use Me, Cuz You Ain?t That Average Groupie
20-05-2008 06:50:57
It was a hot and sticky evening tonight, so I took a cool shower. Just as I lied back naked on my couch, the doorbell rang and it was the 18 year old who came to spend some quality time. After almost a week of not seeing her (and a couple of one night stands later), yeah, it was about that time for me to keep the romance alive. I normally would have scolded her for coming over unannounced, but she looked too cute in her white top, as her knockers were damn near suffocating in that tight button up shirt.
With a huge smile on her face, she slammed the door and took notice to how awake my cock had gotten. My ?girlfriend? dropped straight down to her knees and gagged on my cock without even saying hello to me. Her eyes said it all when she looked up at me?she really loves me, regardless of my prickish ways. The fact of the matter is no one can smack it up, flip it, and rub her ass down the way I can. Sex is a powerful thing that can make/break a relationship
After an hour and a half of ?lovemaking?, she lied on top of me while we watched TV. We talked for a short while, but I can?t remember what the fuck it was about. I had passed out for a couple of hours, and when I woke up, she was gone. She left a note saying she had to leave because she made plans to go shopping with a friend and there was some special sale goin on. Like I fuckin cared.
I was still tired, but couldn?t sleep, so I smoked a bowl of some kush and fired up the good ol computer. TrashyToons.com is an amazing site when you?re high. The bitches on there are the ideal sluts that this world needs more of?they?re the young, dumb, and ready to cum type of whores that makes life worth living. I used my FREE TRIAL and had a blast on this site?pun intended.
posted by Me @ 20-05-2008 06:50:57, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
What?s the worse the slut could say?
18-05-2008 12:03:21
You would be surprised how this horny ebony chick answers his question. To come up with some tips on how to score on the ?right? ladies, TrashyToons.com is your headquarters.
posted by Me @ 18-05-2008 12:03:21, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Freaky Friday In The Workplace As Sex Sells
16-05-2008 13:40:33
Every now and then, I?ll accompany my boss in a meeting to deal with hiring some outsourced help for certain projects. He was not in town the entire week and left me to be the man to do the job; he is probably banging some broad in Cancun while his wife takes care of his kids?but that?s his fucking business, not mine
Anyway, a pair of hot chicks came in and started pitching some idea I really couldn?t concentrate on because my eyes were fixated on both of their tits protruding through their goddam thin shirts. They call this slutty wear acceptable work attire? I just kept moving my eyes from their lips to their tits to their eyes in rotation?the bitches knew I could give a flying fuck about what they were trying to pitch me. The truth of the matter is that sex sells, and if they wanted to work with us, then they?d cut the bullshit.
And right on cue, one of the two chicks closed the blinders and locked the door. Soon enough, they started going TrashyToons.com on me. Titties were bouncing, mouths were salivated, and all the bases were covered. Besides my stunning charm (yeah, I said it), they knew exactly what I was looking for as I gave subtle hints throughout their whole presentation without getting into the ?sexual harassment? gray zone. I love working class tramps.
They are going to get my approval once I speak with my boss. The power of pussy?
posted by Me @ 16-05-2008 13:40:33, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Single And Ready To Mingle With Some New Whores
16-03-2008 13:46:47
I was feeling like a new single man today and needed to get out of town. Where better to celebrate my newfound independence than Sin City? A buddy of mine has been wanting to go with me, but I never made the time?well, it?s fucking time. I gave him a call after work and he was jazzed at the fact that I was finally taking some time out to smell the roses and get the hell outta the OC. It?s been a while since I hit up Vegas and I was looking forward to this long overdue trip.
After work, I went to the gym to get my swole on and toned myself for the mini-vacation. If you don?t look good, you don?t feel good?so fuck that. I am going to be at my peak for the weekend because what happens in Vegas should be happening to me. I?m in my fucking prime and there is so much ass out there that I may even call in sick on Monday.
I picked up some purple kush after putting in a good core workout and took a little rip from my pipe before walking into my apartment. I packed my clothes quickly, grabbed my box of condoms, and then had an urge to get my juices flowing, so I hopped onto TrashyToons.com to set the tempo for the weekend. With a FREE TRIAL, why not get a quickie right in before I jet?
This weekend is gonna be crazy my brothers, believe that ?
posted by Me @ 16-03-2008 13:46:47, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
A Human Antenna That Guarantees The Perfect Reception.
15-03-2008 07:06:23
I am willing to bet that your current cable or dish provider will not give you as good of a signal as this bitch on TrashyToons.com. It would be an honor to become a couch potato.
posted by Me @ 15-03-2008 07:06:23, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Just another day at the office
13-03-2008 07:13:03
The Amazing Waldo displays his skills that no other magician can get away with. Cum one, cum all to TrashyToons.com and witness the greatest magician that ever lived in comic land.
posted by Me @ 13-03-2008 07:13:03, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
What The Fuck Did You Say Bitch?
11-03-2008 10:14:51
Even anime bitches say the stupidest things in the most inappropriate situations. I would have popped my cock in her mouth right then and there for responding without thinking, and then slit her throat. On TrashyToons.com, all you can do is laugh while shaking both of your heads.
posted by Me @ 11-03-2008 10:14:51, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Waldo and his amazing magic tricks
10-03-2008 06:11:14
Cum one, cum all to see the amazing Waldo! TrashToons.com is where you will witness, front row, what a few magic tricks can do to the mind and body in a guaranteed pleasurable experience.
posted by Me @ 10-03-2008 06:11:14, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
I would definitely hit it too
08-03-2008 08:05:57
These bitches are so horny they will fight for your affection. Head on over to TrashyToons.com to see finely crafted animations that will sure tickle your fancy.
posted by Me @ 08-03-2008 08:05:57, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Lisa, The City Whore
06-03-2008 13:07:58
Lisa, the city whore, is walking around late at night in search of a trick to fuck for money, but no one is in sight. As she walks by a dark alley, she hears something spooky. The noise was three punks. They demand that she gives all her money over to them, but since she didn't turn any tricks that night, she didn't have any money to give! The guys told her to pay them in another way, by using her pussy! She put up a struggle at first until one of the punks told her to just relax and let it happen and that she might actually enjoy getting her brains fucked out by three punks! These guys had long cocks that were sure to please Lisa's sexual hunger!
They took turns ramming their meat bones up her ass and in her dirty hooker cunt! As she got fucked from various positions, her mouth was always full of some hard dick to service with her mouth.
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posted by Me @ 06-03-2008 13:07:58, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
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